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Mar. 8th, 2012 09:15 pmEvening, good souls. I'll be in the bar. If anyone needs something alcoholic fetched out, I'd be as happy to be useful.
[Private to Hoffman]
That doesn't apply to you, ma'am.
[Private to Brax]
Mister Braxiatel? You weathering the storm? ...what state are you in?
[OOC: For those who haven't yet met her, Stildyne is still ugly, still hulking, still scarred, and still sounds like (the female version of) this.
[Private to Hoffman]
That doesn't apply to you, ma'am.
[Private to Brax]
Mister Braxiatel? You weathering the storm? ...what state are you in?
[OOC: For those who haven't yet met her, Stildyne is still ugly, still hulking, still scarred, and still sounds like (the female version of) this.
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Date: 2012-03-09 05:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-09 05:27 am (UTC)Private
Actually, it's the most jarring when I find myself thinking about sex. Just a moment of 'oh, I recall what I want to do with him' and then that feeling unnatural.
Damnedest thing.
Private
Date: 2012-03-09 05:28 am (UTC)Private
Date: 2012-03-09 05:30 am (UTC)Then I get past that, but just the moment of it is surprising.
Private
Date: 2012-03-09 05:31 am (UTC)I must admit I had few such desires with so much new terrain to explore.
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Date: 2012-03-09 05:33 am (UTC)Private
Date: 2012-03-09 05:34 am (UTC)I said no such thing.
Private
Date: 2012-03-09 05:36 am (UTC)Explain to a fleetman what you really meant. In long, slow, detail, say.
Private
Date: 2012-03-09 05:41 am (UTC)I was regrettably lonely the last time. My longtime partner unfortunately retained his attraction to the male form even when changed.
Private
Date: 2012-03-09 05:42 am (UTC)Speaking of retaining the attraction to the male form... [Her mobile eyebrow arches meaningfully.]
Private
Date: 2012-03-09 05:44 am (UTC)Private
Date: 2012-03-09 05:46 am (UTC)Who on the barge could possibly give me a walking tour of this body with better skill. Why would I go to less than the best, given my choice?
Private
Date: 2012-03-09 05:53 am (UTC)Private
Date: 2012-03-09 05:55 am (UTC)I'll come by tonight? [Her eyes crinkle, her narrow eyes becoming just knife-slashes of color.]
Oh. And I'll need your help. Someone's asked for some filthy poetry, they just don't know it yet. What's a haiku?
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Date: 2012-03-09 05:57 am (UTC)Private
Date: 2012-03-09 06:00 am (UTC)Ah, Donatien. Help me break this thing in. Then if I have 'any other man aboard', I'll tell you all about it.
[I knew I could rely on you. Which makes life significantly easier. I'm grateful you're here. From the Stildonian.]
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Date: 2012-03-09 06:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-09 05:31 am (UTC)[Be still their single heart.]
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Date: 2012-03-09 05:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-09 05:59 am (UTC)Oh, c'mon!
[The smaller head just says:]
Booooooooooo.
[After heaving a doubly put-on sigh, their right arm points to their larger head.]
Scrad.
[Their left arm points to their smaller head.]
Charlie. And that's just low.
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Date: 2012-03-09 06:01 am (UTC)Call it... incentive.
Paired with a warden yet?
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Date: 2012-03-09 01:12 pm (UTC)Incentive? It's cruel and unusual punishment!
[Scrad is more willing to try and attack this problem from a different angle.]
Why? Would that make a difference?
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Date: 2012-03-09 03:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-09 05:50 pm (UTC)Do we look like trouble?
[They do look like trouble. Just a general troublesomeness about them. Charlie also looks like he's nursing a broken nose, and when he grins it's clear he's no stranger to taking a fist in the face.]
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Date: 2012-03-09 06:08 pm (UTC)Come on, man. You want me to answe that?
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Date: 2012-03-09 06:25 pm (UTC)Well now I kinda do...
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Date: 2012-03-09 06:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-09 10:54 pm (UTC)We have been thrown pretty far...
[Scrad nods in agreement.]
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Date: 2012-03-09 11:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-10 03:29 am (UTC)So...is that drink a no then?
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Date: 2012-03-10 04:25 am (UTC)Just so long as you recall who'll be bouncing you off the far wall if there's trouble.
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Date: 2012-03-10 04:37 am (UTC)[Make beers go now!]
[Private]
Date: 2012-03-09 06:08 am (UTC)[slightly hurt. Whatever gave you that idea.]
[Private]
Date: 2012-03-09 06:09 am (UTC)Re: [Private]
Date: 2012-03-09 06:20 am (UTC)...So I'm supposed to be this guy what, biologically? spiritually? In another dimension? Because you've always been this way.
I mean don't you remember-
[She looks away.] never mind.
[Private]
Date: 2012-03-09 06:22 am (UTC)...don't hold out on me. What don't I remember.
Re: [Private]
Date: 2012-03-09 06:36 am (UTC)[Her tone of voice changes, fast and sharp and angry for a moment. Then she slumps.]
Tell me about this Mark guy.
[Private]
Date: 2012-03-09 06:38 am (UTC)And Mark: Mark Hoffman. Lost his sister. Tortured the man who did it. Came a Jigsaw apprentice; died badly. Came here. One of my best friends aboard.
Re: [Private]
Date: 2012-03-09 06:45 am (UTC)[She rubs two of her fingers together and watches him.]
....Replace the adjectives with their opposites...
What was his sister's name?
[Private]
Date: 2012-03-09 06:47 am (UTC)Her name was Angelina. Mine was Karen.
Re: [Private]
Date: 2012-03-09 07:07 am (UTC)And this Mark killed his friends too?
[Private]
Date: 2012-03-09 07:09 am (UTC)Re: [Private]
Date: 2012-03-09 06:58 pm (UTC)...It is similar then.
Re: [Private]
Date: 2012-03-09 07:00 pm (UTC)Although I want to know what this female self of mine had to do with some of the men in her past, but I haven't talked on it and likely neither had she.
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Date: 2012-03-09 05:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-09 05:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-09 05:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-09 05:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-09 05:25 pm (UTC)