23 - Reasonable People
Jan. 31st, 2012 08:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
umgekehrt[Public video. Stildyne is washed, pressed, and in full dress uniform. There's not a hint in his voice or on his face that he is not every inch the consumate, loyal soldier.
Because Jurisdiction Fleet teaches one the important things. Like how to memorize a title up to five minutes long on one hearing, and how to suck up ritualistically and convincingly to people you fully intend to see royally screwed over.]
Of His Divine Excellency Shendu, demon sorcerer of fire and emperor of all China, I humbly request permission to bring rations to the prisoners in Zero and treat any small medical ailments. For the continued efficient running of His domain, the barge, and in accordance with His All-seeing Wisdom.
Because Jurisdiction Fleet teaches one the important things. Like how to memorize a title up to five minutes long on one hearing, and how to suck up ritualistically and convincingly to people you fully intend to see royally screwed over.]
Of His Divine Excellency Shendu, demon sorcerer of fire and emperor of all China, I humbly request permission to bring rations to the prisoners in Zero and treat any small medical ailments. For the continued efficient running of His domain, the barge, and in accordance with His All-seeing Wisdom.
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Date: 2012-02-01 04:23 am (UTC)[Has he broken your eggs as well?]
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Date: 2012-02-01 04:24 am (UTC)[Look at this innocent face. Look how innocent it is. He's just a mercenary, low-down scoundrel, innocently scoundrelling along.
Tra la. And so forth.]
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Date: 2012-02-01 04:31 am (UTC)But are you alright?
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Date: 2012-02-01 04:35 am (UTC)[His pokerface is incredible.]
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Date: 2012-02-01 04:40 am (UTC)Well, I am glad you remain uninjured, at any rate.
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Date: 2012-02-01 04:41 am (UTC)[All right so there's just a -touch- of ham.]
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Date: 2012-02-01 04:42 am (UTC)There were far too many ninjas for me.
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Date: 2012-02-01 04:44 am (UTC)[He nods earnestly. See how earnest.
Isn't this a face you trust.]
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Date: 2012-02-01 04:46 am (UTC)[George can out-earnest anybody.]
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Date: 2012-02-01 04:49 am (UTC)Get any injuries in the course of your insurrection?
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Date: 2012-02-01 04:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-01 04:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-01 05:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-01 05:06 am (UTC)[Was that a briefly flickered wink?
Yes, probably.]
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Date: 2012-02-01 05:09 am (UTC)[It does not occur to Hoffman at all that Stildyne might get this reference. Bake a file in the cake is something unique to Looney Tunes.]
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Date: 2012-02-01 05:10 am (UTC)That level of luxury. Ridiculous. You'll eat rations fit for prisoners. Grilled cheese, say.
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Date: 2012-02-01 05:13 pm (UTC)[blank stop] that sounds wonderful.
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Date: 2012-02-01 05:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-01 05:12 am (UTC)Thanks, Stildyne.
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Date: 2012-02-01 05:19 am (UTC)[He's nearly smiling. Nearly. But not quite.]
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Date: 2012-02-01 05:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-01 05:21 am (UTC)[All right he's having fun being a bastard. You caught him.]
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Date: 2012-02-01 05:23 am (UTC)Yes, sir.
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Date: 2012-02-01 05:32 am (UTC)Audio
Date: 2012-02-01 05:34 am (UTC)Re: Audio
Date: 2012-02-01 05:37 am (UTC)Audio
Date: 2012-02-01 05:38 am (UTC)Re: Audio
Date: 2012-02-01 05:38 am (UTC)Haven't eaten in months.
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Date: 2012-02-01 05:39 am (UTC)[When Stildyne actually arrives in level zero, 'half rations' will look suspiciously like 'however much you like, say when.']
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Date: 2012-02-01 05:50 am (UTC)[Of course, his mind is quickly changed by Stildyne's obvious sympathy. You'd be surprised how amazing gruel tastes when you haven't eaten anything in months. He apologizes too.]
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Date: 2012-02-01 05:51 am (UTC)YOU ARE NOW JIMMY'S BEST FRIEND.
Date: 2012-02-01 05:54 am (UTC)Y so many bodies with two people in them, Fleetman is cofnused
Date: 2012-02-01 05:56 am (UTC)the cool thing to do is have more than one person in your body, way to miss the boat stildyne
Date: 2012-02-01 06:16 am (UTC)[he will explain if you want the whole dealio but right now just let him eat oh god food nom nom nom nom yes fooood]
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Date: 2012-02-01 05:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-01 07:05 pm (UTC)Of course, my Lord, may your reign be prosperous.
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Date: 2012-02-01 10:03 pm (UTC)[Okay, Kay has officially been down here long enough that he's bored with hating ninjas and needing to tease people.]
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Date: 2012-02-01 10:18 pm (UTC)[Whoever laughs first loses, Kay.]
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Date: 2012-02-01 10:20 pm (UTC)[You so pritty Stildyne.]
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Date: 2012-02-01 10:26 pm (UTC)[He's thinking bright gold and sequined, Kay, what do you think?]