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I'm back, and so are our boys who were stationed in Iraq. I'd like everyone to keep all the troops in the armed forces who are still in Afghanistan in your prayers this season.

[Filtered to phone call to town paper]
You guys doing a big Christmas issue again? Or 'holiday' or 'solstice' or whatever that snobby liberal in the top office calls it?

[Bruce Stildyne is a naval reservist, a few years off of active duty. He's mildly conservative, earnest, and helps out around town. He's been here every Christmas season for a few years so feel free to assume a history with him. Hit me up on AIM for a history of serious conflicts.

I will be tagging with [livejournal.com profile] stildyne because...I miss his old PB]

[Text Message]

Date: 2011-12-17 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
BRUCE! You big lug. Where are you? Kathy's got dinner ready

[Text Message]

Date: 2011-12-17 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
Merry Christmas, Mark! Just seeing how everyone was doing in town, grabbing a coffee and a little free wi-fi. Still planning on letting me use your guest room?

Re: [Text Message]

Date: 2011-12-17 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
Of course. Kathy won't hear of anything else. I think she might even come and drag you out.

...Be warned, house is a little full but I won't say no. You can help me decorate the house.

[Text Message]

Date: 2011-12-17 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
Sure thing.

BTW do you still get the paper?

Re: [Text Message]

Date: 2011-12-17 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
I sure do. And Kath still submits her recipes. [frown] You need it for something there?

[Text Message]

Date: 2011-12-17 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
Just want to keep up on the sports page while I'm out of the city, that's all.

[Ha ha ha but seriously this is going to be one awkward Christmas, buddy.]

Re: [Text Message]

Date: 2011-12-17 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
No problem. No problem. Come on it's not that far out.

You need to settle out here Bruce.

You bring the car? Do I need to drive you? I'm in town..

[Text Message]

Date: 2011-12-17 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
And leave the guys at the gym? I couldn't. Saul, Robbie, Lukas, Hiro, Garett, Pete-- they're like family.

[Also there's this little Russian doctor at the free clinic down the street he just can't get out of his head. :( BUT WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT.]

But I will come over; I've got my car, I know where you guys live.

Re: [Text Message]

Date: 2011-12-17 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
Great. You can say hi to David. Una's here too.

[Una his sister. He's probably tried to get them together before and done a terrible job of it so that...neither of them knows what's going on.]

[Text Message]

Date: 2011-12-17 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
[Bruce at least has the vague idea that Mark would like them to get together, but... oh well, by Saturday or Sunday it should be pretty clear why that hasn't happened. Sorry, Mark?]

I'll bring scones from the cafe, okay?

Re: [Text Message]

Date: 2011-12-17 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
[he nods] sure thing fella.

Date: 2011-12-17 08:56 pm (UTC)
brbculling: (smirk)
From: [personal profile] brbculling
Welcome home, sir. Happy holidays.

[You don't mouth off to the military in the Menning household.]

Date: 2011-12-17 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
Happy holidays, son. How are your folks doing?

Date: 2011-12-17 09:17 pm (UTC)
brbculling: (spoiled little bitch)
From: [personal profile] brbculling
...They're fine. Sir.

[They cut off his trust fund :[ ]
Edited Date: 2011-12-17 09:17 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-12-17 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
[What's that sullen face for? Bruce gives a reassuring look.]

I'm a reservist these days, you know, you don't have to call me sir. I appreciate that your family respects the military but I'm not your drill sergeant. I'm non-comm anyway. [Not that he doesn't think the kid could use one from time to time, but that's not Bruce's business.]

Date: 2011-12-17 09:33 pm (UTC)
brbculling: (what? no)
From: [personal profile] brbculling
...I just know people that would insist on it anyway.

[Like his brother-in-law, fuck that guy.]

Date: 2011-12-17 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
Well, whatever makes you comfortable. I won't be like that CPO who yelled at me my first week aboard a ship. [The conversation had gone roughly 'Don't call me sir, I work for a living.']

Say hi to your folks for me, if I don't see them first.

Date: 2011-12-17 09:43 pm (UTC)
brbculling: (what? no)
From: [personal profile] brbculling
Yelled at you for that?

...Alright. Uh, you'll probably see them first.

Date: 2011-12-17 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
Long story. I'll tell you some time when I'm in the mood to torture everyone with boring military anecdotes

Everything okay at home?

Date: 2011-12-17 09:55 pm (UTC)
brbculling: (brutal)
From: [personal profile] brbculling
Yeah, some stuff happened over the summer, it's fine.

Date: 2011-12-17 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
All right. I'll see you around town.

[On the Phone] I'M NOT BOTHERING WITH ICONS

Date: 2011-12-18 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com
[It's a slow day; Nathan Desaid is the only one in the office right now, because he's not taking lunch.]

That's right.

[On the Phone] FOR ONCE I AM SO IT EVENS OUT :D

Date: 2011-12-18 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
[Oh no it's you ): Bruce sighs and forges on.]

I have a notice I'd like to run. If I bring it by the office today will it be in in time for Sunday's paper?

[On the Phone]

Date: 2011-12-18 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com
Provided Homeland Security wouldn't like to probe it first, I have no qualms.

[On the Phone -> Spam]

Date: 2011-12-18 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
[Bruce is in the office fifteen minutes later. Without comment, but with a noticeable stiffening of his spine, he slaps a tiny piece of printer paper on the desk.

He wrote it himself. In third person. It was a deeply awkward experience and his complete refusal to have someone copy-edit it shows.]

Bruce Stildyne is a seasonal resident in [HAPPY TOWN], a native of [TOUGH CITY]. In an unhappy home life with college seemingly out of reach, he had already decided that the military was his best chance at a better life. He enlisted in the navy at the age of eighteen.

He does not regret his military experience. The Navy allowed him to travel the world on ships as small as wooden minesweepers during his gulf tour, to aircraft carriers. With the support of the US Military he was able to enter college, graduated with a bachelors in economics in 1990. Leaving active duty to live as a reservist, he completed his MBA in 2006 and currently owns his own business, a personal gymnasium with a staff of six.

With the repeal of the Don't Ask Don't Tell policy he can now be open about his sexuality with friends and loved ones. He has known that he was attracted to men since the age of sixteen, but remained closeted so that he could pursue his career.

A long-time republican, Bruce disagrees with some financial and social policies of the current administrations, but appreciates the committment the president has shown to the well-being of the men and women of the armed forces, including but not limited to the DADT repeal.

[That was his little olive branch to the editor. They'd clashed before, often, but he'd been trying to get this off on the right foot, because hey, it was Christmas.]

[Spam]

Date: 2011-12-18 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com
[Desaid reads it over and makes a few odd marks on the paper, glancing at Bruce over his glasses.]

Well, this explains a good deal.

[Spam]

Date: 2011-12-18 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
[Don't get irritated. Don't start a fight. It's Christmas.]

What does it explain, Desaid? If it's 'self loathing politics' then back off. You know my politics are based on finance not intolerant social views.

[...try harder not to start a fight, Bruce]

[Spam]

Date: 2011-12-18 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com
Whatever you say, sir. [A few more notes on the writeup] This is your own writing?

[Spam]

Date: 2011-12-18 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
Dammit, I knew you were going to do this. Claim you've retroactively won every argument we ever had because being gay invalidates my opinions.

[He looks genuinely hurt--but he's been waiting for the shoe to drop for a while. The reactions from his co-workers were good, even if not all of his friends were exactly happy, nobody'd completely thrown him over. He's not sure what reception he'll get here in this community. He's not ... a homemaker. He's not traditional.]

Yes it's my writing.

[He looks defiant.]

[Spam]

Date: 2011-12-18 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com
[He looks genuinely confused as to how he could come to that conclusion.] ...Do you listen to yourself talk, I wonder?

[Spam]

Date: 2011-12-18 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
[He composes himself. He sounds like a lunatic, he realizes.]

This doesn't change anything about me. I'm afraid everyone assumes it does. I'm sorry.

What did you mean, Desaid?

[Spam]

Date: 2011-12-18 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com
Intuition. Don't feel troubled. I just feel it mildly pretentious to congratulate a person for something such as this. I'm happy for you.

[Spam]

Date: 2011-12-18 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
I'm not looking for congratulations. Just not to have to keep it under wraps any more.

[He grits his teeth. This part is harder than coming out to his staff back at the gym. But that was supposed to be awkward. This is supposed to be common-place and easy, but he has no experience with it.]

I was wondering if the next time we argue about next year's presidential canditates, maybe over coffee.

Re: [Spam]

Date: 2011-12-18 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com
[He raises an eyebrow]

I would be happy to. Welcome back.

[Spam]

Date: 2011-12-18 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
[Not exactly a stirring reassurance that the other man's noticed the edge to their relationship-- or was that was 'intuition' had been about? But enough for Bruce to lean over the desk. This would be much less intrusive if there was some convenient miseltoe. Oh, well. He presses a kiss to the editor's cheek.

Stupid argumentative intriguing newspaper types. ]

Yeah. Happy holidays.

[Spam]

Date: 2011-12-18 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com
[Nathan eyes him, surprised, even flattered.]

To you as well, Bruce.

[Spam]

Date: 2011-12-18 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
[He chuckles a little at the surprise, rueful.]

What, did you think I was inviting you out for friendly coffee? We never manage friendly. I was hoping we could try this instead.

[Spam]

Date: 2011-12-18 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com
Somehow I see that taking a rather interesting toll on our arguments.

[Spam]

Date: 2011-12-18 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stildyne.livejournal.com
It always has, as far as I'm concerned. Now I can do something about it.

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