umgekehrt: A gauntfaced man looks sharply to the right of camera. (Derpface)
[personal profile] umgekehrt
Nearly a year ago now, and under a good quantity of very pleasant drugs as I was coming out of my first death toll, I gave what I felt was a reasonable analysis of the gossip to be found aboard the barge. It wasn't; the aforementioned very pleasant drugs.

None of which matters much except that the gossip aboard has been almost unadulteratedly hostile or miserable. I'm pleased about the recent rash of graduations, don't mistake me, but those aren't generally much of a secret.

I've heard one tolerably scandalous piece of news recently and even that was causing misery to the soul involved.

Hasn't anyone got something salacious, some fabricated piece of fluff, a dirty joke. Some little undercurrent of something that won't cause anyone any more grief?

Come on, now.

Date: 2012-07-10 09:53 pm (UTC)
truth_is_cold: (rhade - smirky)
From: [personal profile] truth_is_cold
I'm afraid we're not a very entertaining lot, Chief. What you see is what you get.

[HAHAHAHAHA.]

Date: 2012-07-10 11:02 pm (UTC)
truth_is_cold: (rhade - finger to lips)
From: [personal profile] truth_is_cold
He's helped raise a hybrid child before, so he's doing well. She likes it when he reads to her.

[Somehow it feels strange divulging that much information.] She will have friends, she won't be lonely. I think he's pleased with the end result. [As much as he'll show.]

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Date: 2012-07-10 11:24 pm (UTC)
impure_tale: (Default)
From: [personal profile] impure_tale
I'm sure I could think of something...

Date: 2012-07-10 11:51 pm (UTC)
impure_tale: (expectant)
From: [personal profile] impure_tale
You'll have to give me time, dumpling. Even after the other night I'm at a loss for "lighthearted," I'm afraid.

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Date: 2012-07-10 11:57 pm (UTC)
ladyofgotham: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ladyofgotham
You really shouldn't be surprised when dirty laundry isn't pretty.

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Date: 2012-07-11 12:40 am (UTC)
omar: (ayo-- lesson here)
From: [personal profile] omar
[Omar has nothing in particular to contribute, so he doesn't... but you'd better believe he's listening in.]

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Date: 2012-07-11 01:13 am (UTC)
scentbombed: (:|)
From: [personal profile] scentbombed
Well, that thing I talked to you about... happened.

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Date: 2012-07-11 02:02 am (UTC)
scentbombed: (yuck)
From: [personal profile] scentbombed
No, I mean it happened again.

...a few times.

More, er. Voluntarily.

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Date: 2012-07-11 01:23 am (UTC)
twoheadsofcabbage: (It turns out:)
From: [personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage
Really...

[Charlie says. Scrad asks:]

What'd you hear?

Date: 2012-07-11 02:09 am (UTC)
twoheadsofcabbage: (The right pair of mammary glands.)
From: [personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage
Depends who we're talking about.

[Charlie says.]

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Date: 2012-07-11 01:33 am (UTC)
timesbureaucrat: (pleased)
From: [personal profile] timesbureaucrat
Well, I did hear a rather good joke about fifty years ago.

[He clears his throat in preparation for joke-telling.]

Two electron convicts are sitting in prison together. The first one says, "What are you in for?" The second one says, "For attempting a forbidden transition."

[Narvin chuckles slightly before resuming his usual reversed mien, because he thinks this joke is ~hilarious~.]

Lurkfail

Date: 2012-07-11 02:07 am (UTC)
no_fastolfe: (Default)
From: [personal profile] no_fastolfe
[A stifled chuckle. Oh dear, that's ridiculous.]

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Date: 2012-07-11 04:16 am (UTC)
timesbureaucrat: (sepia smile)
From: [personal profile] timesbureaucrat
[He is pleased that someone else also thinks it's funny.]

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Date: 2012-07-11 02:24 am (UTC)
flashy_magic: (Bwa?/Kicked Puppy)
From: [personal profile] flashy_magic
Really? That was meant to be a joke?

Date: 2012-07-11 04:20 am (UTC)
timesbureaucrat: (MI5 Gallifrey)
From: [personal profile] timesbureaucrat
Of course. When I first heard it it had the whole office chortling for days.

[The CIA is not known for its sense of humour.]

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Date: 2012-07-11 02:48 am (UTC)
most_feared: Please don't use.    Screencaps @ http://screencap-me.livejournal.com/90245.html and http://screencap-me.livejournal.com (k - this little red light)
From: [personal profile] most_feared
I need to check first. What is it that coffee's called in your neck of the woods? Bean tea, was it?

YES I'M GOING THERE!

Date: 2012-07-11 02:53 am (UTC)
most_feared: Please don't use.    Screencaps @ http://screencap-me.livejournal.com/90245.html and http://screencap-me.livejournal.com (k - little eyebrow?)
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I guess no matter what the name is it ends up tastin' like dirt.

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Date: 2012-07-11 08:21 am (UTC)
darknessb4me: (cowl)
From: [personal profile] darknessb4me
What gets shorter and shorter and redder and redder?

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